Some favorites

Heeb: A Guide to Making Your Seder More Uncomfortable


Seders get predictable. The wine’s way too sweet, “Chad Gadya” has had too many verses for millennia, and your overage cousin Chayah always finds the afikoman. 

The Toast: Holden Caulfield: The Vampire Chronicles


“Undead. There’s a word I really hate,” I sighed. “It’s phony. I could puke every time I hear it. And furthermore, what’s with all these vampires?”

Funny Or Die: Rejected Onion Headlines